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Size Guide

Size guide

Every body, every alien, every vibe. Our tees come on three different blanks and they fit three different ways, so the chart on each product page is the one for that shirt. All measurements are in inches with the garment laid flat; double the chest number for the full circumference.

Not sure? Grab the tee you already love, lay it flat, measure armpit to armpit and compare. We'll wait.

How to measure

Lay it flat. Three numbers.

How to measure a tee laid flat: chest across the armpits, length from the high point of the shoulder to the hem, sleeve from the center back to the cuff CHEST, armpit to armpit LENGTH, shoulder to hem SLEEVE, center back to cuff (pink)

Chest: armpit to armpit, straight across. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, straight down to the hem. Sleeve: from the center of the back collar, along the shoulder, to the end of the cuff. Hats and beanies are one size and adjust; totes do not care what size you are.

01 · Custom shirt orders

Heavy cotton unisex tee, 5.3 oz

The shirt we print on in the shop. Classic unisex fit, true to size.

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18 28 15.6
M 20 29 17
L 22 30 18.5
XL 24 31 20
2XL 26 32 21.5
3XL 28 33 22.4
4XL 30 34 23.6
5XL 32 35 24.5

02 · Garment-dyed tees

Garment-dyed unisex tee

Every "Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt" on the site. Relaxed and boxy with a lived-in feel. True to size for relaxed, size up for the borrowed-from-your-big-sibling fit.

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18.25 26.6 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.4 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.6 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.6

03 · Baby tees and crop tops

Micro rib baby tee

Every "Micro Rib" tee and crop. Fitted, stretchy, cropped. Size up one or two for a relaxed fit; stay true for the 2003 look.

Size Chest Length
XS 14.25 19
S 15.75 19.5
M 17.25 20
L 18.75 20.5
XL 20.25 21
2XL 21.75 21.9

Still between sizes?

Ask us

DM @aliensofbrooklyn or email aliensofbrooklyn@gmail.com with your measurements and the shirt you want. Stock tees, baby tees and crop tops can be exchanged for a different size within 30 days; custom and made-to-order pieces are made just for you, so check twice. The rest is in the fine print.

Last updated October 3, 2026 · Measurements from the blank makers' spec sheets · Keep it weird